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Short & Funny 3

Q. The three words most hated by men during sex?
A. "Are you In?" or "Is It In?"
Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"

Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.

Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.
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