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                        What Size Am I?

 The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a
 beautiful young woman.

 She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't sure. So she asked how
 big I was and I said,
 "Compared to what?"

 She held up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said,

 "I'm bigger than that."

  Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said,

  "I'm bigger than that."

  Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big. I said,

  "I'm about that big."

  She put the three fingers in her mouth and said,


 "You're a medium."
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