轉信站: GIBBS!news.iie.ncku!ccnews.NCTU!news.nctu!suncc.ccu!Feeling
Origin: leoliang.bbs@bbs.ccu.edu.tw

  
  From John F.
A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and 
she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing 
all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which
reads, "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it. 
Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and 
Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his
pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives 
the same explanation for the unusual
tattoo. Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word 
"AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps
back with shock.. 
"I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!" 
He says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS"..

  中譯如下:

  Rodman有天在一家酒吧看上一個女的.他們彼此還蠻對眼的,所以那個女的就和Rodman

  到他旅館房間.首先Rodman先脫掉他的上衣,他的身上當然有一大堆的刺青.那個女的看

  到他手臂上的一個刺青,刺著,"Reebok".她覺得這個刺青沒看過,很奇怪,所以就問Rodman

  Rodman回答說,"我打籃球的時候,攝影機一定會照我的刺青,所以Reebok公司就付錢要

  我幫他們廣告." 不久之後,Rodman又脫掉褲子,腿上刺著"Puma".他同樣又解釋了一次.

  最後,Rodman脫掉了內褲,那女的赫然發現他的"ㄐㄧ ㄐㄧ"上竟然刺著"AIDS".她嚇了一

  跳,後退說道,"我不和有AIDS的人做."

  Rodman說道,"寶貝,別緊張,這很酷的.再過個一分鐘,那個刺青就會變成"ADIDAS"了."

  :)






--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~ I love Tokyo Love Story ~~
~~    I love 愛情白皮書    ~~
~~      How about You?     ~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ξ Origin: 中正大學寂寞芳心小站 <bbs.ccu.edu.tw> [FROM: 140.123.212.64]