Johnny was at home doing his Maths homework. He said to himself：
                                                                                
「Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bit
ch is nine…」
                                                                                
In that moment, his mother comes in and hears what he is saying…
                                                                                
「Johnny, what are you doing?! Why are you saying that?!」
                                                                                
Johnny answered：
「I'm doing my Mathematics homework, Mom.」
                                                                                
She said：「And is that what your teacher taught you?」
                                                                                
Johnny replied：「Yes.」
                                                                                
The next day, worried about the education her son was receiving, she went to Joh
nny's school to talk to the teacher. The mother said to his Mathematics teacher�
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「I would like to discuss what you are teaching my son in Mathematics?」
                                                                                
The teacher replied：
「Right now, we are learning addition problems.」
                                                                                
Johnny's mother asked：
「And............ are you teaching them to say 『two plus two, that son of a bit
ch is four?』」
                                                                                
When the teacher stopped laughing he replied...
                                                                                
「Not at all! What I taught them was... 『two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH IS four
』…」

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